Nathan: 😏 Sounds like an Onion article.
Me: 😠 No, it’s a POTATO article. Weren’t you listening?!
Nathan: 😡 Shut up!
@joshuanozzi everything’s coming up Portal these last few minutes
@tewha If I tell you I have no idea what you’re talking about, are you going to yell at me?
@joshuanozzi No. I’ll just shake my head and quietly walk away. Like this.
@tewha ...are you there?
@joshuanozzi Yes. I’m just on the other side of the wall being dramatic. Can I come back yet? The bathroom is on the other wall.
@joshuanozzi Can you move the turret? I still need to pee.
@tewha Just move slowly.
Also pee quietly.
@tewha Or use the portal gun and pee into the fridge –> ceiling above toilet.
@joshuanozzi That would be so much fun. Plus I could move the out portal midstream.
@tewha I’d be outright evil with a portal gun.
I’d head straight to DC. In-portal on the ocean floor; out-portal on the White House Lawn. 😚
@joshuanozzi Go deep with the in portal. You want a lot of pressure there!
@tewha Right. Needs serious cleaning. Plus sharks.
@joshuanozzi "…we just got a two ton monster octopus. Time to close it, boss?"
"No, let's see if Cthulhu comes through."
@tewha In: Newton Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant, NYC
Out: Main Trump Tower air handler.
@joshuanozzi Also, I wonder if you could launch by making the thing fall between two portals, then shifting the out portal to face space.
Mastodon x appdot.net = fun? A place for former ADN users - on the whole