Nathan’s watching ALL of the “Irish People Try...” videos pertaining to American food and different kinds of alcohol.
I found the one with various half-and-half (where half is Guinness) to be the funniest. There’s the “Guinness is Holy” group, “Guinness is Shite”, and “Whad’y jussay?!” The latter is said from one Irish person to another in a tone suggesting a fight was edited out of the video.
I told Nathan gleefully I would turn them over on their little backs or, if that’s illegal, just pick them up and turn them around. Something. 😈😈😈
He replied, “What if they squealed or something when they’re fucked with.”
😳...😂😂😂😂 I’d do it even more!!! Oh my god!!! Look at it squirm!!! Oh, wait, is that... that’s the dandruff shampoo I ordered!
I find it odd that, at 40 years old, I have the wispy - and still appearing - chest hair of the average 19 year old white boy.
I find it odder still that this time last year, only my nipples were hairy and my belly hair stopped short just above my belly button. They’re now connected in a loose federation with an intersection at my sternum that can only be seen clearly up close when I’m wet.
Is this Second Puberty? Am I some sort of freak?
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