I like to think Jones and Cleese would appreciate this humo(u)r.

Wonderful night with a wonderful witch. Nathan and I spent some time with a friend of ours. ❤️

Yeah? Well they’ve been adding sugar and fat to children for YEARS and nobody’s trying to save adults from eating THEM, are they?! 😡

US Politics 

Nathan’s watching ALL of the “Irish People Try...” videos pertaining to American food and different kinds of alcohol.

I found the one with various half-and-half (where half is Guinness) to be the funniest. There’s the “Guinness is Holy” group, “Guinness is Shite”, and “Whad’y jussay?!” The latter is said from one Irish person to another in a tone suggesting a fight was edited out of the video.

US Politics 

I told Nathan gleefully I would turn them over on their little backs or, if that’s illegal, just pick them up and turn them around. Something. 😈😈😈

He replied, “What if they squealed or something when they’re fucked with.”

😳...😂😂😂😂 I’d do it even more!!! Oh my god!!! Look at it squirm!!! Oh, wait, is that... that’s the dandruff shampoo I ordered!

I’ll say this: If Apple tries to sell this bullshit excuse for a laptop that doesn’t close right, I’ll be done buying new hardware from them for awhile.

Second Puberty 

Cream of chicken and wild rice with potato gnocchi, corn, celery, carrots, fresh-pressed garlic, red onion, shallots, fresh-chopped basil and cilantro, and fresh-ground pepper.

Oh, and water. Plus salt.

Go ahead. I can’t think of any good ones off the top of my head.

NSFW Personal Product 

Nathan: 😏 Sounds like an Onion article.

Me: 😠 No, it’s a POTATO article. Weren’t you listening?!

Nathan: 😡 Shut up!

I feel like calling it “Starship” is an astronomical stretch, considering its intended range.

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