Digital Mark ☕ 🍎 ed(1) @mdhughes@appdot.net

There really are a lot of Republican shitbags joining Masto. And some of them are trying to follow me.

Domain blocking! Everyone can do it!

Mikey: Listen, let's not get caught
Donny: What do you mean?
Mikey: Go!

Did they finally take the honorable way out and Thelma & Louise it into the Potomac?

"Wait, only tyrants like me are supposed to be able to censor someone!"
—Merkel

https://apnews.com/article/merkel-trump-twitter-problematic-dc9732268493a8ac337e03159f0dc1c9

This just in:
Local nerd made too many tacos. Has been taco'd out.

♫ This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daises
You've got it, you've got it

I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You've got it, you've got it

And as things fell apart
Nobody paid much attention
You've got it, you've got it
♫
/via https://afieldguidetodoomsday.tumblr.com/post/639995641411616768/bogleech-you-go-inside-and-theres-an-opossum-on

I believe less than half of the daily WTFs, but I want this one to be true:
https://thedailywtf.com/articles/it-s-a-gift

Vindictive Perl nerds are the *best*. And while I like Python for what it does well, everyone's whitespace except mine (tabs) is wrong, so abusing that makes me laugh.

DELETE FACEBOOK.
https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3692

"Don't use vegetable! Vegetable taste like sad!" —Uncle Roger

Uncle Roger watches a terrible man make terrible dumplings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_wKd5UUg4

I couldn't even tell what most of these were supposed to be, and when I lived in civilization I went to dim sum almost every week. I would be so fucking mad if someone served me shumai or wonton that looked the ones in here.

The G-Men got the other zip-tie guy, too. Actually doing their jobs? That's a welcome change.

https://lawandcrime.com/2020-election/2-men-who-brought-restraints-into-senate-during-d-c-insurrection-have-been-arrested-authorities/

This is literally iJustine's channel for the last year.
https://warandpeas.com/2021/01/10/crystal-ball/

The total lack of opsec just floors me.

Almost none of them wore masks; the one time in a century when you can cover your face and most everyone would approve, and they expose their faces.

Very few of them were visibly wearing gloves; winter's a great excuse to not leave fingerprints everywhere.

Most of them left their phones ON, pinging the Senate cell tower, and took selfies which they publicly posted under real names/known aliases.

They make regular criminals look like geniuses.

Ah, the G-Men have nice wanted posters up now.
https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/capitol-violence

Elsewhere, I see they've arrested 80, and have 55 outstanding, including the 10 clueless unmasked bozos here.

Also, why do all the nazis (except subject 31, who walked into the wrong fucking party) look like extras from The Hills Have Eyes or Justified?

How I feel after coding a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH97lImrr0Q

Purely coincidental.

Cleary we were not prepared for "exciting adventures".
#acnh

This office is where the tooting happens.
#acnh

I am pondering a similar, much smaller case setup for the SpecNext. But we'll see how that goes. May just reorganize my desk for it.