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I'm a software developer who's interested in many different things, some of which I want to try one day. I live in Abbotsford, BC, an hour outside of Vancouver.

I like photography, and my son and I are taking ukulele lessons together.

I post frequent pictures of the house CEO, a tuxedo cat.

Age of Ultron was a better movie than I remember. Even Nat’s line… I got what she was reading saying this time. Too bad they couldn’t have written it more clearly.

I bought a huge bag of wildflower seeds for seeding a planter on my deck. The huge bag was about $9, compared to the $4 for the small pouch… and I figured I needed about three pouches.

So I did all the seeding the day before yesterday and left the bag on the deck.

The wind blew away all of the remaining seeds from the bag.

I can't even be upset. I made Abbotsford a little prettier by accident!

My wife tells me last night she woke up in the middle of the night to me counting painkillers.

I have no memory of this at all. There’s some missing, but I’m still alive. I moved the pain killers.

"How to speak to someone who's hesitant to get vaccinated"

Over the phone. Duh!

We were discussing Brooklyn 99 and a friend said "it's even funnier the second time."

"…Title of my sex tape!"

Doug and The Slugs were pretty great, but after Doug died I guess they just became The Slugs. No wonder they disbanded.

Conservative jackass 

One of these things is not like the other…

Barry Neufeld, a trustee who has been elected several times, has called allowing a child to transition genders “child abuse,” has had human rights complaints filed against him, and is the subject of a lawsuit that’s calling for his removal. Neufeld has also publicly targeted people with ableist and derogatory slurs, and once lit a cigar during an online school board meeting.

Emma Ming Hong is amazing in New Amsterdam as Juliet. Pity it doesn’t really make sense to use her more.

New version of No More Fucks To Give. He's playing it a little faster now, I think. It works better.

🇺🇸 pol 

Forget being run out of Washington, how has Mitch McConnell not been left out on an ice floe to die yet. Is it just global warming?

“The cougar in the parkade fled when a driver honked their horn, according to the conservation officer service. That's a good sign, because it means the animal is afraid of humans, [BC Conservation Officer Service] said.”

Afraid of horns anyway.

One mash episode that really doesn’t age well is the one with the guy who wants the nose job. His nose is so obviously fake in HD.

Watching MASH. I never really appreciated Henry’s cigar motions before.

Steve boosted

@tewha the next customer comes in, orders '' and becomes owner of the bar.

Why I’m trying to use coconut oil in bread is a long and sordid tale but wish me luck.

Someone outside sneezed loudly.

Sylvester ran to the window and perked right up while watching them.

I find great comfort in viewing my body as a machine, because it explains why most of the latest software runs like shit on it.

I just want to take this opportunity to remind you that every good "April Fools" joke has already been done. If you thought of it and it hasn't been done there's probably a reason.

Nice! The boy wants to walk home from school. :)

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