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If I post a photo of Sylvester you like and think others would like, you're more than welcome to boost it.

I'm not going to beg for boosts because I don't really care. I'm just saying Sylvester photos are definitely fair game. :)

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I'm a software developer who's interested in many different things, some of which I want to try one day. I live in Abbotsford, BC, an hour outside of Vancouver.

I like photography, and my son and I are taking ukulele lessons together.

I post frequent pictures of the house CEO, a tuxedo cat.

Sylvester tried to kill a Costco bag of pancake mix yesterday.

He sinks his teeth into it and then it sprays pancake mix out the holes.

I hate it when I fall asleep watching a free on-demand program in the last 10 minutes. There’s no skip, you see. And no way to rewind if I wake up after the program ends.

Solved it by going to a new page, then the tab was closable.

I have a cursed tab in Safari that I can't close. If split it off to a new window and I can't close that new window.

My mom messaged me to ask if she should watch Game of Thrones because she heard the ending was disgusting.

She's never seen a single episode.

She doesn't even have HBO.

Geeks ruin fucking everything.

One of Sylvester's games is to push an ice cube around on the tile floor. I saw him staring at the ice dispenser, so I quickly tapped it so it spat out an ice cube…

…right into Sylvester's waiting nose.

Poor kitty had a brief fit of limbs flying everywhere.

I just dictated a message to Siri with “a hint I.” She heard it as “hentai.”

So it was an interesting evening.

I saw that guy leave the McDonald’s with his wife. I was thinking of rolling down my window and asking her if she knew her husband didn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom.

I lost him when he turned from Fraser Highway (a rural highway) to highway 1 (major and separated) by driving so far off the shoulder to catch the entrance he was on the grass.

Called 911 on another driver today. He was swerving so deep into oncoming traffic that the cars were going onto the shoulder in desperation. And I was behind him for 15 km.

I stopped at a McDonald’s to wash my hands. The other guy in the bathroom just left (and opened the door) without washing his hands. There are no paper towels. Do I just stay here for the rest of my life?

I shopped at Costco and all I got was this lousy headache… and $310 worth of shit.

Nothing refills my hate tank like a trip to Costco.

The Boy shared a stupid and funny conspiracy theory with me: Pigeons are controlled by and spy for the government.

It's so stupid we laugh at it, but we're starting to play with the idea exactly because it's so stupid.

This is a real photo I took today.

In the Orville's timeline, American Idol is currently entering its 108th consecutive season (it does get cancelled from time to time), but it's been on life support since Maltuvis left.

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