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I'm a software developer who's interested in many different things, some of which I want to try one day. I live in Abbotsford, BC, an hour outside of Vancouver.

I like photography, and my son and I are taking ukulele lessons together.

I post frequent pictures of the house CEO, a tuxedo cat.

So much of John Scalzi is not the exact writing I’d use (and not just because he’s a much better writer) but IS the scenes I’d write.

I’ve realized this for a while but this scene with two guards arguing passionately about whether fish tastes like fish?

Clearly I should give up the idea of writing a novel one day.

What does God need with a starship?

"Star Anson Mount revealed in December that the season had been extended to 14 episodes to allow CBS to amortize the cost of production delays following the showrunner change."

Discovery's production mess actually made the show longer.

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the hell is wrong with this industry really?
The year is 2019. Your mouse wants to “analyze your data” so it can advertise to you.

I don't always mananana.
But sometimes I do do do do.

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That was seriously the most inappropriate thing I've ever posted here but it made me laugh.

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It’s only 1 PM here and I have already run out of fucks to give for the day.

I guess I can go into overdraft for those I know give fucks themselves.

Sylvester chased a fly around my office and then returned to try to eat my left AirPod.

Netflix's Space Force could be horrible.

I still want to see it right now.

Just noticed our extended medical plan lets me see coworkers' claims. This seems a horrible violation of privacy to me.

OMG where did iTunes get that photo of me even I wouldn't listen to that station and I'm the only potential audience.

A couple years ago I got rented out to another company for a week because they were willing to pay a great rate to my company. They were, I think, interested in hiring me but their deal said they wouldn't try and I wasn't going to ask.

I found out recently that they're out of business now.

Out of cream means no more coffee is possible. It is a dark, dark day.

Sometimes I miss "retweet with comment." I get that it's often used for snark, but something like "this is my favourite" is awkward without it.

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Sylvester keeps trying to bury my cup of coffee. So A&W coffee apparently smells like cat poop.

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