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If I post a photo of Sylvester you like and think others would like, you're more than welcome to boost it.

I'm not going to beg for boosts because I don't really care. I'm just saying Sylvester photos are definitely fair game. :)

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I'm a software developer who's interested in many different things, some of which I want to try one day. I live in Abbotsford, BC, an hour outside of Vancouver.

I like photography, and my son and I are taking ukulele lessons together.

I post frequent pictures of the house CEO, a tuxedo cat.

I wouldn't say I cried myself to sleep last night but I wouldn't say I *NOT* cried myself to sleep last night.

It was a rough day of more bullshit.

When the cat is wet, you can try to make yourself believe that he was testing his water bowl but we both know the truth: he fell in the fucking toilet again.

I'm going to go kill some Minecraft spiders in my sheep pen.

Yes, I know they only spawn there when I'm logged in. Don't ruin this for me!

uspol, probably a troll 

I want more coffee but I'm out of cinnamon honey damnit.

Steve boosted

I'll spare y'all the Facebook video link, but I made a fried egg sandwich today by putting the bread on the egg while it was cooking.

I forgot to flip the bread so both sides of the bread got egged to give the bread something to fry up when I folded it into a sandwich but it still worked really well.

This is not the best place for a flank massage, Sylvester.

oh my god royal bank has detected unusual activity that may indicate fraud.

luckily, they sent a text message to my android phone nobody knows the number of.

(about an account that doesn't exist.)

all day long I've had the mistaken impression today is Tuesday. Maybe I should just go back to sleep for another day?

My wife is yelling "move!" at Sylvester and should I remind her that (a) he doesn't understand because he's a cat, and (b) if he did understand he wouldn't do it because he's cat?

Sylvester consistently slams into my desk somehow while jumping onto the windowsill.

I'm going to try to move my desk over a bit. :)

Sylvester always announces he's going to knead my wife's blanket by meowing once loudly. It's the cutest thing, but since it's the FIRST thing he does it's been hard to capture.

“Who Was the Fabulous Woman Who High-Kicked on the SAG Awards Carpet?”

I usually don’t read fashion stories, but I followed this because I knew who it would be: Zoë Bell. Because who else?

If you're looking for a way to organize real world groups, may I suggest BeLooped instead of Facebook?

I do work on the server side of it, but when I see people suggesting TikTok as an alternative to Facebook… damn, people. :)

Sylvester biting seem to be a form of communication. "Hey, something's wrong."

He's very bad at showing me what when I follow him, but if I check the usual spots there's usually something obviously. Like a spot he can see the bowl in his food.

Checking the news, I guess maybe I don't want to live in Hawaii one day after all. Not that it was ever likely.

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