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If I post a photo of Sylvester you like and think others would like, you're more than welcome to boost it.

I'm not going to beg for boosts because I don't really care. I'm just saying Sylvester photos are definitely fair game. :)

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I'm a software developer who's interested in many different things, some of which I want to try one day. I live in Abbotsford, BC, an hour outside of Vancouver.

I like photography, and my son and I are taking ukulele lessons together.

I post frequent pictures of the house CEO, a tuxedo cat.

Had to take an unexpected break from laundry due to a catnap.

No spoilers: New Monkey's Quest for Knowledge (s2e2) is a fantastic episode. It does a great job of showing off the bits of the show I like.

I think Sylvester doesn't like eating out of his bowl. It's not that deep and we keep it pretty full, but still. He seems to want something wider and shallower.

New Monkey King s2e1 

I was just thinking the monkey king is a lot like who Trump thinks he is when this happened.

I wish I could’ve recorded Sylvester’s reaction when the Roomba rolled over his floor food stash.

Star Trek Lower Decks is definitely different but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

I was briefly excited when I heard E! News was being cancelled, but it turns out it's not the same thing as Entertainment Tonight. I'll always think of ET as the bullshit that makes the world a worse place if you don't get to your remote quickly enough after the early news.

with all the changes rippling through society why can't we also allow socks with birkenstocks?

I liked the idea of hiding a polar bear in a RPG tavern for players to discover so much I'm going to do it. A bit like PVP's panda.

some days posting on Mastodon is just like shouting into an empty hallway

some of those days I like that.

been a while since I did a cinnamon/honey coffee. so good.

brew pause on coffee pots is for bastards.

I was with a friend who was telling me his granddaughter has birds land on her hand when a crow landed on the top of his truck and started just beating the shit out of it.

Playing an online RPG today. One of the party parked his character as a polar bear in a bar and waited for us to come to the bar to attack one of the other player characters (not fatally) and run off.

That's dedication. And insanity.

"Make sure you lie on your resumé," my brother suggests. "Say you like camping and wearing shoes. Nobody likes wearing shoes."

Always go for big lies, I guess?

there are much more important things in the world than Lisa Bonet's mustang, CNN.

Some American spelling changes are good, some or bad.

Personally, I prefer whining to whinging. Yes, I'm whining about whinging.

Not gonna caption this one because that's the point, but any guesses what this is?

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