"I love my Mac!" - seeing macOS through a new user's eyes.
I actually think a lot of the "iOSification" of macOS has been about making this better. For instance, the way Bluetooth works on macOS is so much nicer than it used to be. (The Mac is discoverable when the Bluetooth pane is open.)
I remember multiple people (no, not just you, you were more reasonable than most) complaining when Apple removed Lock Screen from the Keychain menu. (It's under the Apple menu now.)
Mastodon x appdot.net = fun? A place for former ADN users - on the whole